Celebrating Awkward Sex! 10 Cringey Moments We All Experience. Every sexual encounter is a little different. Sometimes it feels like a sexy scene in a romance movie, and other times (and dare we say, more often than not) it’s filled with awkward moments that are not so picture-perfect. We’re here to celebrate the normal sex, filled with all kinds of cringe! Because, guess what? That’s what’s real. The good news is awkward sex can still be packed with pleasure. We bet you can relate to some of these 10 moments; so forget the embarrassment and focus on feeling good.
1. You go for a flex and it falls flat.
In the moment, it felt right to try that acrobatic move. But then once you did… instant regret. Maybe you pulled a muscle or ended up in a not-so-sexy position. No shame there–we applaud you for your efforts! Keep at it. You’ll get ‘em next time. This handy guide of sex positions for couples may help you in the future.
2. You’re a little dry down there.
We’ve all been in that moment when things are heating up, but the moisture isn’t flowing. Fear not, we’ve got your back. Keep some CBD-infused lube nearby to ensure things are juicy. The added CBD will help you reach your pleasure peak and promote relaxation.
3. Your period makes a surprise appearance.
You’re ready to go and then, oh no! Your period has arrived unexpectedly. Ok first off, you’re a healthy woman who has a completely normal bodily function, so leave your embarrassment at the door. Second, sometimes period sex can actually be pleasurable for both parties. Just give your partner a little heads up to see if you’re both comfortable with giving it a try. Also, you may want to have some extra towels or wet wipes nearby.
4. You feel self-conscious and can’t concentrate.
This one is oh-so common. You’re getting hot and heavy and then get in your head about how your body looks, making it challenging to get back on track. We promise, your partner isn’t stressing about the scar on your shoulder or the cellulite on your thighs. Don’t let your inner thoughts get in the way of your pleasure.
5. Your rhythms don’t match.
Can’t seem to catch the same groove? That’s totally normal. Try to mix things up. Go for a different position, take out a toy, or see how oral sex feels instead. You may discover a new way to be on the same pleasure page.
6. You bonk heads, crash teeth, lean on their hair.
Ouch! In a fit of passion, injuries can happen. As long as it’s not too serious, try your best to laugh it off and don’t let it get in the way of your sexy sesh. Good for you for being so into each other that your bodies can’t keep up.
7. You start making strange sounds.
Body farts, queefing, skin slapping, it happens to the best of us. While maybe you didn’t see it in The Notebook, sex isn’t silent and is totally natural! Try not to let it get in your way. Remember, pleasure above all. Maybe you just moan a little louder to drown everything else out?
8. You get a pubic hair in your mouth.
Our bodies have hair. Everywhere. And sometimes that hair is unavoidable, especially if you’re hanging out down there for a while. You have two options. Remove it without breaking the passion of the moment, or swallow it. We suggest changing positions or trying something new to give you a second to regroup.
9. You’re worried someone can hear you.
Ah, the joys of roommates and paper-thin walls. Of course, be respectful, but also, go get yours! Maybe try to plan your next encounter when your roommate isn’t home. Or, find another space that can accommodate your passions. Car sex isn’t half bad!
10. Your clothes get in the way.
Maybe you’re wearing something a little challenging to remove–we’re talking to you, tights! Or maybe that bra hook is giving you or your partner trouble. It happens. Can the moment be saved? Yes, try to turn it into a sexy strip tease, or ask your partner to give you a hand. We hope you don’t have to rip your clothes, but it may be a casualty!
The bottom line here? Sex can be messy. It can be loud. It can be awkward. That’s real! Try your best not to take yourself too seriously. We all experience cringey moments that we can put aside for more pleasure.
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